Top 20 Most Useless Bits of Advice1. ‘Cheer up love, it might never happen' (the addition of ‘love' being particularly patronising/grating/infuriating).2. ‘Things have a funny way of...

Some days it feels as though the cold and the grey is taking over. Like it's oozing in and out of your very pores. You're both producing it and receiving it. You are a rotating door of cold and grey. ...

I feel a little like I'm falling off the edge of the world today (case in point: I just spelt ‘of' wrong three times in a row, and, let's face it, there just aren't that many possible configurat...

I don't know why I started thinking about it- as is the case with many of the random thoughts that find themselves suddenly in orbit in my brain, much like Sam Beckett as he embodies each new episode'...

Gazing idly out of my car window yesterday, as I crawled the length of the high street in rush hour traffic (a contradiction in terms if ever there was), I became fascinated by the multiple gaggles of...

Ok. Two thingsOne: Why do your friends feel the innate need to put you on the phone to their children? As if it's not annoying enough that they only seem able to listen to the first word and a half of...

If Ms McKeith is to be believed, and you ARE in fact what you eat; I am nuts. Not in that turn-your-skin-inside-out cringey, Jennifer Love Hewitt ‘I'm sooo crazy', kind of way. *Irritated shudde...